Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Public Service Announcement

Fans and friends are concerned with the whereabouts of right winger Phil Kessel. He hasn't been seen in nearly two weeks since turning on the jets and scoring on Scott Clemmenson.


There are reports of sightings of Phil hanging out with best friend Tyler Bozak at local arcades. The duo may also be using the alias "Bert and Ernie" to refer to themselves.

11 comments:

  1. I think I saw Kessel with Tuukka Rask @ Boston Pizza on October 27th 2010 just before Tim Thomas got a shutout against the Leafs. Neither of them have been seen since.

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  2. Word on the street is that Kessel is scalping tickets outside St. Pete Times Forum today

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  3. Rumours hes been hanging out with Spencer Pratt

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  4. I heard he got sick of the cold and has been hiding in Tampa waiting for the Leafs to arrive

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  5. Kessel IS Spencer Pratt.

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  6. Guaranteed goal tonight

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  7. Make that 6 games without a point

    It really looks like the leafs don't respond to Wilson at all. Time to fire him

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  8. Kessel needs a good center. He would have alot of assist if his linemates could score. The other teams just have to watch him.

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  9. Have a look at the top of the points leaders.

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