This is the sight Leaf fans had to deal with last night as their Captain left the game midway through the 2nd period after getting clipped by a skate. The Leafs made the announcement today that Phaneuf will miss a minimum four weeks with a deep cut on his left leg.
So what does this injury mean to the world of hockey?
- Someone else on the Maple Leafs roster will have to handle the music in the locker room
- Elisha Cuthbert = Home Nurse
- Luke Schenn’s ice time will continue to increase to career highs
- Less Pierre Mcguire orgasms tonight on TSN
- Elisha Cuthbert’s fake twitter becoming a legitimate Toronto Maple Leaf fans injury update source
- Ovechkin will only score two goals tonight now that he doesn't have to face Phaneuf
- No Baywatch-esqe Phaneuf running scenes
- Booing at the ACC will now shift to Mikhail Grabovski, Tomas Kaberle, Kris Versteeg, Mike Komisarek, Tyler Bozak, and Francois Beauchemin
- Colby Armstrong and Dion Phaneuf spending more quality time together playing NHL 11, or Phaneuf might really push for NHL 09
- Workers at the ACC won’t have to clean the glass behind the net from all of Dion’s missed shots
- Leaf forwards might actually stand in front of the net with out the fear of getting dinged in the head
haha, love Elisha Cuthbert breaking the injury. She even beat Dreger!
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