Pimp My Ride: Kris Versteeg Edition

Kris Versteeg of the Toronto Maple Leafs recently had his Audi R8 vandalized. The sleek sports car that cost him $150,000 was reportedly spit on, and had messages written on it using the dust covering it. If he can afford a $150,000 car, he can probably afford a $8 dollar car wash. I wouldn't let my Audi R8 sit with dust and salt on it like Jonas Gustavsson in the pressbox. Versteeg says he plans to involve the police in the matter, but says the incident does not impact his view on the city of Toronto. As far as vandalism goes, this doesn't seem too serious, unless the messages were threatening of course.

We have some theories about what was written in the dust on Versteeg's car though:

• WASH ME!
• I feel sorry for Phil Kessel
• 8==D
• How much do you miss Chicago?
• You rap like Vanilla Ice... Poser
• Bozak Single?
• Great Hands, No Finish
• Is this a rental?
• Stop chewing your mouthguard
• Overpaid, wanna get laid?
• www.dirtydangle.com is a great website
• 3rd liner (signed Ron Wilson)
• Bieber My Balls
• Komisarek Punched Me
• You're rich, you don't need to wear your ballcap to the side like that
• Tell the Monster he sucks
• The protests in Egypt scare me

There is also the possibility that someone pimped his ride with waffle rims.