We have some theories about what was written in the dust on Versteeg's car though:
- WASH ME!
- I feel sorry for Phil Kessel
- How much do you miss Chicago?
- You rap like Vanilla Ice... Poser
- Bozak Single?
- Great Hands, No Finish
- Is this a rental?
- Stop chewing your mouthguard
- Overpaid, wanna get laid?
- www.dirtydangle.com is a great website
- 3rd liner (signed Ron Wilson)
- Bieber My Balls
- Komisarek Punched Me
- You're rich, you don't need to wear your ballcap to the side like that
- Tell the Monster he sucks
- The protests in Egypt scare me
There is also the possibility that someone pimped his ride with waffle rims.