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The prison is infamous for it's no nonsense system which includes 2 meals a day, no coffee, no cigarettes, no porno (gasp!), no television, and sleeping in tents. Yes, sleeping under the stars in the Arizona desert. The jail also issues pink underwear to inmates as an anti-theft measure. We wonder if any of the Oilers will show up to training camp to mock Khabibulin with the same attire.
Camping in 41 degree heat is probably a good deterrent for Khabibulin drinking and driving again, but we thought we could help Nikolai get through the next two weeks with a few ideas to help pass the time:
- Grab a pad of paper and try and figure out the Oilers line combinations. That should take days.
- I hear Sudoku helps kill time (I recently found out that its a numbers game, I had thought it was a nickname for anime porn).
- Send letters to all the players who have scored on you in the past using magazine clippings.
- Get inked. A nice huge Stanley Cup tattoo on your back should help hockey fans remember you actually did win a Cup in Tampa.
- Try and make some friends to raise your street cred in hockey and become the most intimidating player in the NHL.
- Realize that you're rich enough to pay for a cab, or at least share one with Patrick Kane.
Khabby should work on stretching more so he doesn't get hurt this season
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this is a Tent Jail. Seems cruel!
ReplyDeleteDon't drink and drive kids. Trust Me
ReplyDeleteI bet he's roasting right now
ReplyDeleteDon't drop the soap Khabby
ReplyDeleteLoving your weather updates on triva..lol
ReplyDeleteopps
ReplyDeletemeant your weather updates on Twitter.
ReplyDeleteرش مبيدات بالمدينة المنورة رش مبيدات بالمدينة المنورة
رش مبيدات بالدمام رش مبيدات بالدمام
مكافحة الحمام بالمدينة المنورة مكافحة الحمام بالمدينة المنورة