Thursday, July 28, 2011

Nikolai Khabibulin Reporting To Camp Early

This is NOT a picture from Henrik Zetterberg's wedding reception.
With Nikolai Khabibulin being sentenced to a 30 day jail term on Tuesday, most people thought it would be a cozy month in Arizona for The Bulin Wall. Then we found out he only serves 15 days in jail, with the other 15 days being electronically monitored at home - most people thought Colin Campbell actually handed down the sentence. But now we know where Khabibulin will be serving his time - in Maricopa County's Tent City.

The prison is infamous for it's no nonsense system which includes 2 meals a day, no coffee, no cigarettes, no porno (gasp!), no television, and sleeping in tents. Yes, sleeping under the stars in the Arizona desert. The jail also issues pink underwear to inmates as an anti-theft measure. We wonder if any of the Oilers will show up to training camp to mock Khabibulin with the same attire.

Camping in 41 degree heat is probably a good deterrent for Khabibulin drinking and driving again, but we thought we could help Nikolai get through the next two weeks with a few ideas to help pass the time:
  • Grab a pad of paper and try and figure out the Oilers line combinations. That should take days.
  • I hear Sudoku helps kill time (I recently found out that its a numbers game, I had thought it was a nickname for anime porn).
  • Send letters to all the players who have scored on you in the past using magazine clippings.
  • Get inked. A nice huge Stanley Cup tattoo on your back should help hockey fans remember you actually did win a Cup in Tampa.
  • Try and make some friends to raise your street cred in hockey and become the most intimidating player in the NHL.
  • Realize that you're rich enough to pay for a cab, or at least share one with Patrick Kane.
Regardless, good luck in jail Khabby, hope you learn a lesson and keep your five hole closed.


  1. Khabby should work on stretching more so he doesn't get hurt this season

  2. I can't believe this is a Tent Jail. Seems cruel!

  3. Don't drink and drive kids. Trust Me

  4. I bet he's roasting right now

  5. Don't drop the soap Khabby

  6. Loving your weather updates on

  7. opps
    meant your weather updates on Twitter.


  8. رش مبيدات بالمدينة المنورة رش مبيدات بالمدينة المنورة
    رش مبيدات بالدمام رش مبيدات بالدمام
    مكافحة الحمام بالمدينة المنورة مكافحة الحمام بالمدينة المنورة


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