Sunday, January 15, 2012

Alex Ovechkin Is A Russian Rapper

This video was recently brought to our attention and it is a beauty. Obviously we have no idea what the song is about, but we gather it has something to do with Russian athletes and Alex Ovechkin is an integral part of the music video. He bobs around for about 3 minutes with a few hand jives, and then shit gets real - Ovi raps.

Here's a translation from Russian Machine Never Breaks on Ovi's verse and comments by us in brackets.

Alumni of Dynamo (street cred for playing on a team that no longer exists)
8 on the back.
In the All-Star game all attention is on me. (probably not so much at this upcoming ASG)

On the NatTeam since 17
Scored 100 points in a season

Gold medal in Canada in ’08 (Pff, at the World Championships... we think your '03 World Junior Gold is bigger)

Among the ten best players of the decade, (Yes, but a rough start to this current decade)
Stick in my hands, Rap in my headphones, (I've never tried masturbating this way)
Saying hello from Washington,
Together with Sanya Belyi,
For every champion,

[And then a bizarre sound that sounds like the English words "Look out!"]

Hilarious, although we would have liked a shoutout to getting blind drunk with Andrei Markov.


  1. this is so bad its amazing.

  2. The girl is smoking hot.

  3. OVI's dance moves are hilarious! One of the best characters in the NHL!

  4. Yes that girl is smoking Hot
    And Ovie has no shame. Weak rap


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