Thursday, January 26, 2012

Dirty Dangle 2012 NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft Drinking Game!

It's that time of year again for the NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft, and that means a Dirty Dangle Drinking Game is in order.

The rules are simple:

The first thing you have to do is write out the available players in the order you think they'll go in the draft from 1-38, then sit back with your friends or alone at a bar and play the Dirty Dangle 2011 All-Star Fantasy Draft Drinking Game! Remember, goalies have to be picked by the end of the 10th Round, and defencemen have to be picked by the conclusion of Round 15!

Whatever the difference between the draft and your mock draft is the number of drinks you have to take. So if you think Stamkos will go 4th and he goes 16th take 12 drinks and feel shame for ranking Steven so low. The All-Star Game roster can be found at the bottom after the Bonus Drinks.

1 Drink
  • Every time Phil Kessel being picked last is mentioned 
  • Any time you think a player needs a haircut
  • Any time a player not attending the All-Star Game has their name mentioned
  • Every time a player winning a past major trophy is mentioned
2 Drinks
  • Anytime you feel intimidated by Zdeno Chara
  • Any time Sidney Crosby's name is mentioned
  • Any time the word "concussion" is said 
  • Whenever Brian Elliott's amazing season/new contract is mentioned
3 Drinks
  • If you look at a Sedin and can't tell which one it is, take 3 drinks and try again (stop if you see quadruple Sedin's)
  • Any time you see a player in the Draft and don't recognize their face (Looking at you Brian Elliott)
  • Every time Tyler Seguin's age is mentioned feel depressed and put back 3 drinks.
  • Any time you catch a rookie without a smile take 3 drinks (C'mon! It's the All-Star Game kids!)
FBC's (Full Beer Chugs)
  • If Jason Spezza laughs, chug your beer if are able to hold back your giggles
  • If Henrik Lundqvist doesn't look like the best-dressed player
  • If you catch Dion Phaneuf blinking, chug your beer
  • If a player trips on the steps or falls out of their chair
Jason Spezza, Ottawa Senators
Milan Michalek, Ottawa Senators
Corey Perry, Anaheim Ducks
Tyler Seguin, Boston Bruins
Jason Pominville, Buffalo Sabres
Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames
Marian Hossa, Chicago Blackhawks
Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawks
Jamie Benn, Dallas Stars
Pavel Datsyuk, Detroit Red Wings
Jordan Eberle, Edmonton Oilers
John Tavares, New York Islanders
Marian Gaborik, New York Rangers
Claude Giroux, Philadelphia Flyers
Evgeni Malkin, Pittsburgh Penguins
Logan Couture, San Jose Sharks
Steven Stamkos, Tampa Bay Lightning
Phil Kessel, Toronto Maple Leafs
Daniel Sedin, Vancouver Canucks
Henrik Sedin, Vancouver Canucks
Scott Hartnell, Philadelphia Flyers
James Neal, Pittsburgh Penguins
Erik Karlsson, Ottawa Senators
Dion Phaneuf, Toronto Maple Leafs
Brian Campbell, Florida Panthers
Ryan Suter, Nashville Predators
Shea Weber, Nashville Predators
Dan Girardi, New York Rangers
Kimmo Timonen, Philadelphia Flyers
Keith Yandle, Phoenix Coyotes
Alex Edler, Vancouver Canucks
Dennis Wideman, Washington Capitals
Kris Letang, Pittsburgh Penguins
Tim Thomas, Boston Bruins (First Vote)
Jimmy Howard, Detroit Red Wings
Jonathan Quick, Los Angeles Kings
Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens
Brian Elliott, St. Louis Blues
(Please drink responsibly, don't get too sloppy)


  1. Drink every time you're glad Ovechkin isn't there.

  2. Love the Stamkos, Thomas, Kane photo shop.
    Going to give this a try tonight but with Cokes instead. I work at 7 am tommorrow

  3. Hoping this drinking game gets me laid tonight

  4. Those photoshops are gold

  5. @Steve Evans: Drink with Coke instead? Lamesauce..


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