It's the Hawks' offseason which means Patrick Kane partying like a boss. The 23-year-old recently partied it up for Cinco de Mayo in Madison, Wisconsin and from the pictures on sites like
TerezOwens and
Deadspin, it looks like he had a blast. Forget the typical golfing in the offseason, Kaner likes to hit college towns and act his age - there's nothing wrong with that.
Here are some fun photos of him partying with college students and just like last year,
another photo of him sleeping.
The mandatory photos with multiple girls.
Not really sure what he's doing here, but he better not be violating any substance abuse policies.
This is one of our favourites. Just picture him being a little shit downtown and beaking off to some police officer.
His eyes are starting to get a little heavy...
And a little heavier...
And he's done.
The best part about this photo is that it reveals
his t-shirt is customized with a photo of him shirtless in a limo on the back.
Keep it up Kaner and we're looking forward to your Fourth of July celebrations!
Smart guy partying with younger birds
ReplyDeleteDoesn't look like I am getting a signed auto anytime soon!
ReplyDeletePrint out that photo of him giving the cop the dirty look. That would be a great auto pic.
DeleteI could add the caption, "More willing to give Cops his two cents than Cabbies".
Deletelol
ReplyDeleteI would love to party with Patty
Amazing
ReplyDeleteThat kid knows how to live
Kaner is a god. He might have a few STD's
ReplyDeleteBut who cares
Keep on going Kane! For god's sake let the kid have some fun!
ReplyDeleteGreat place to go for fun, I am envious.
ReplyDeleteGreat place to go for fun, I am envious.
ReplyDeleteYes, choking girls at fraternity parties is a great time. For god's sake, let him have some fun. Idiots.
ReplyDeleteYou know what else? Nobody MADE him become a professional athlete. He chose to pursue that and to become a part of an organization where he would be in the spotlight. With great power comes great responsibility. If you're not prepared to handle it, don't do it. I don't feel bad for him at all. What, "poor Patrick Kane, he makes millions per year but he doesn't get to get belligerently drunk in public"? No. That's stupid. Yes, he's a normal person. And yes, let him have some fun, but fun doesn't mean getting black out drunk, assaulting women, and making a mockery of yourself and the organization which you represent.
ReplyDeleteUmm, he is representing the Chicago Blackhawks so yes it does mean that. Chelios, Roenick, etc . . . Just a Blackhawk doing what Blackhakws do.
DeleteHe's 23, but if did choke a girl, which is "alleged", that is criminal. He can party all he wants, but being a douchebag and assaulting girls is not cool.
ReplyDeleteand the issue is???
ReplyDeleteIts a joke american mentality to have an issue with having fun at 23 years old, and at that he only had his picture taken with a few chicks! Dumb americans!