|Bo knows... how to put a jersey on.|
Here are our top 10 names from the 2013 NHL Entry Draft:
The son of Warren Rychel also shares the same name (almost) of the most illegal character to play with in Super Smash Bros. Seriously, I used to hate playing this game in Res simply because you could never catch that fucking pink blob. Hopefully Kerby gives similar fits in the NHL.
Officer BOBROVSKY and a guy named Dano on the same team? Jay Onrait's dream.
This name just has a nice ring to it. It's hard not to say Crisp without letting that S and P linger. Based on his name, young Connor will have to do everything as crisp as possible, especially passing.
These same consonant full names just sound awesome, although Cole Cassels sounds more like the name of a NASCAR driver.
This Bo knows hockey and we really hope the Canucks PR department takes advantage of his badass first name to advertise.
Yakimov is a beast at 6'5", 202lbs and has a pretty intimidating name to go with it. The real fun will come for broadcasters if Yakimov and Nail Yakupov end up on the same line one day.
We're immature and still laugh at phallic names. If Miles can't cut it at hockey, porn could always be an option if his middle name is "of"
William is just so boring, but Wilhelm really spices things up. You don't meet too many kids named Wilhelm these days (#64 most popular name in Sweden though). This Swede isn't the biggest guy on D, but at least he has a badass name that sounds like he kills vampires for a living.
It's unconfirmed if all of Clapperton's 34 goals last year came by way of the clapper, but we hope that's the only shot he knows how to take. He might also have one of the worst nicknames of all time if he gets a reputation and is called "The Clap".
This name is mostly great because it reminds us of Jimmy McNulty from The Wire. Just picture this kid getting a penalty and dropping a "what the fuck did I do?"