There's really only one thing that can make watching hockey analysts and ex-NHL scrubs talk about potential trades for 8+ hours and that's alcohol. Often a letdown, Trade Deadline Day is still a big deal in the hockey world as teams look to stock up before a playoff run or in Buffalo's case, stock the cupboard for the next two NHL Entry Drafts. There's already been a lot of trade action on the eve of Trade Deadline Day which means you're playing catch up to start the day so grab some beers, grab some liquor, fire up NHL 14 and order some Za to get you through the day! Remember, don't be an idiot and please drink responsibly.
Here are the rules:
For every completed trade.
Any time a TV analyst talks about next season.
Every time "CapGeek" is mentioned.
Any time you think to yourself: "Fuck, this trade deadline sucks."