With that said, we present you with the Dirty Dangle 2014 NHL Awards Drinking Game:
First off, pick your award winners from this list.
- For every award pick you get wrong, take two drinks
- For every award you get right, hand out two drinks.
- If you get the GM of the Year Award wrong, you have to manage the beer for the rest of the night and be the beer bitch.
One Drink
- Every time someone congratulates the LA Kings on winning the Stanley Cup.
- As per any NHL event, drink any time Sidney Crosby's name is mentioned.
- Any time Twitter is mentioned. This will help with getting over how horrible a place the world has become.
- Any time an advertisement for Las Vegas is shown.
Two Drinks
- If you think to yourself, "why the hell is [random celebrity] here?"
- Whenever the loser of an award is shown while the winner gives a speech.
- If a player not nominated for any trophy is shown at the Awards.
- For every NHL 15 plug throughout the show.
Three Drinks
- If there is an awkward handshake or hug on stage.
- If a player's wife or girlfriend is shown on TV.
- Whenever someone tries to pronounce George Stroumboulopoulos' last name.
- If someone congratulates the recent Hockey Hall of Fame electees
Four Drinks
- If a Kings player is still rocking their playoff beard.
- If a player's name is mispronounced.
- Every time you think to yourself, "Wow, this guy's name really is Phillip Phillips..." while they perform.
- If a player is shown and you had no idea that's what they looked like.
Chug A Beer
- If Darryl Sutter smiles.
- If a player or presenter swear. Really hoping that LA Mayor, Eric Garcetti, shows up to the party.
- If Las Vegas getting an NHL team is mentioned.
- If you miss Jay Mohr hosting.
Have fun and please drink responsibly (not like Patrick Kane on Cinco de Mayo).

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