Monday, June 23, 2014

Dirty Dangle 2014 NHL Awards Drinking Game!

The NHL Awards are back after taking a year off from the end-of-season gala during the lockout shortened season and it shouldn't be any different from previous years. From boring hosts, brutal music acts, and random "hockey fan" celebrities who butcher NHL stars names; the NHL Awards are often criticized for their shortcomings. Most award shows are tough to watch - especially for sports leagues - so why not throw back some beers with your friends and make it fun in your own way?

With that said, we present you with the Dirty Dangle 2014 NHL Awards Drinking Game:

First off, pick your award winners from this list
  • For every award pick you get wrong, take two drinks 
  • For every award you get right, hand out two drinks.
  • If you get the GM of the Year Award wrong, you have to manage the beer for the rest of the night and be the beer bitch. 
One Drink
  • Every time someone congratulates the LA Kings on winning the Stanley Cup.
  • As per any NHL event, drink any time Sidney Crosby's name is mentioned.
  • Any time Twitter is mentioned. This will help with getting over how horrible a place the world has become. 
  • Any time an advertisement for Las Vegas is shown. 
Two Drinks
  • If you think to yourself, "why the hell is [random celebrity] here?"
  • Whenever the loser of an award is shown while the winner gives a speech.
  • If a player not nominated for any trophy is shown at the Awards. 
  • For every NHL 15 plug throughout the show.
Three Drinks 
Four Drinks
  • If a Kings player is still rocking their playoff beard.
  • If a player's name is mispronounced
  • Every time you think to yourself, "Wow, this guy's name really is Phillip Phillips..." while they perform.
  • If a player is shown and you had no idea that's what they looked like.
Chug A Beer

Have fun and please drink responsibly (not like Patrick Kane on Cinco de Mayo).

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