Friday, January 23, 2015

2015 NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft Drinking Game

It's been three years since the last NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft and that means a Dirty Dangle Drinking Game is in order to celebrate it's return. The NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft is an exciting addition and gives fans a chance to sit back and watch hockey superstars just be themselves for a night. While we wish the league did the draft in a bar like most fans do fantasy drafts, the NHL's personalities still shine through and create some unforgettable All-Star moments. 

The rules for the 2015 NHL All-Star Fantasy Draft Drinking Game are simple:

The first thing you have to do is write out the available players in the order you think they'll go in the draft from 1-36, then sit back with your friends or alone at a bar and watch the draft unfold! Remember, goalies have to be picked by the end of the 10th Round, and defencemen have to be picked by the conclusion of Round 15! Whatever the difference between the draft and your mock draft is then that is the number of drinks you have to take. For example, if you think Tavares will go 5th and he goes 10th - take 5 drinks. The All-Star Game roster can be found at the bottom after the Bonus Drinks.
BONUS DRINKS

1 Drink
  • Every time you think "man, those jerseys are hideous."
  • If you think a player needs a haircut.
  • Any time a player not attending the All-Star Game has their name mentioned.
  • Every time a player winning a past major trophy is mentioned.
2 Drinks
  • Any time "Foligno" or "Toews" are pronounced incorrectly. 
  • For every awkward handshake/high five/player interaction.
  • If you think a player went way earlier than they should have. Think of Alfredsson drafting Ottawa Senators with his first two picks in 2012. 
  • Every time a player is shown on their cell phone.
3 Drinks
  • Every time Phil Kessel or Logan Couture being picked last is mentioned.
  • Any time you see a player in the Draft and don't recognize their face (looking at you Justin Faulk).
  • Every time "mumps" is mentioned. 
  • Any time you catch a rookie without a smile. C'mon! It's the All-Star Game kids!
FBC's (Full Beer Chugs)
  • If a player is shown drinking alcohol.
  • If you pick Mr. Irrelevant correctly.
  • If Alex Ovechkin pulls out his phone to take a picture.
  • If a player trips on their way up to the stage.

ALL-STAR DRAFT PLAYER POOL
You can see NHL.com's list of players here which will probably be updated with injury replacements faster than us...

         FORWARDS
Patrice Bergeron, Boston Bruins
Zemgus Girgensons, Buffalo Sabres
Ryan Johansen, Columbus Blue Jackets
Tyler Seguin, Dallas Stars
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Edmonton Oilers
Anze Kopitar, Los Angeles Kings
Filip Forsberg, Nashville Predators
Patrik Elias, New Jersey Devils
John Tavares, New York Islanders
Bobby Ryan, Ottawa Senators
Claude Giroux, Philadelphia Flyers
Jakub Voracek, Philadelphia Flyers
Vladimir Tarasenko, St. Louis Blues
Steven Stamkos, Tampa Bay Lightning
Tyler Johnson, Tampa Bay Lightning
Phil Kessel, Toronto Maple Leafs
Radim Vrbata, Vancouver Canucks
Alex Ovechkin, Washington Capitals

         DEFENCE
Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Arizona Coyotes
Mark Giordano, Calgary Flames
Justin Faulk, Carolina Hurricanes
Duncan Keith, Chicago Blackhawks
Brent Seabrook, Chicago Blackhawks
Ryan Suter, Minnesota Wild
Shea Weber, Nashville Predators
Brent Burns, San Jose Sharks
Kevin Shattenkirk, St. Louis Blues
Dustin Byfuglien, Winnipeg Jets

         GOALIES
Corey Crawford, Chicago Blackhawks
Roberto Luongo, Florida Panthers
Carey Price, Montreal Canadiens
Jaroslav Halak, New York Islanders
Marc-Andre Fleury, Pittsburgh Penguins
Brian Elliott, St. Louis Blues

2 comments:

  1. haha to the Kessel pic

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  2. I definitely dream about going to this party place again. The live music at party venue rentals was an added bonus, providing a backdrop for the fun hours spent imbibing, tasting, and chatting up with the breweries and beer distributors.

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